Irish Humor Quotes
Irish Joke
The baby is just like his father said Mary Quinn, But at least he’s got his health.
Irish Joke
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? There’s one less drunk.
Irish Humor
What is black and blue and found floating up side down in the Irish sea? Someone who tells a stupid Irish joke.
Irish Humor
Paddy and mick were nailing up the side of a wooden house. Mick noticed that Paddy was examining the nails and throwing away every second and third. “What’s wrong with the nails?” he asked.
“Sure the heads are at the wrong end.”
“You are stupid you idiot, can’t you see they are for the other side of the house?”
Dublin Joke
How can you tell is an Irishman is having a good time? He’s Dublin over with laughter!!
Leprechaun Joke
Why can you borrow money from a leprechaun? Cos they’re always a little short.
Dublin Joke
Billy stops Paddy in Dublin and asks for the quickest way to Cork. Paddy says, “Are you on foot or in a car?” Billy says, “in the car.” Paddy says, “That’s the quickest way.”
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